Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML
Today, I was driving by the carnival and I really had to use the bathroom. I saw a porta-potty next to a house, so I parked in their front yard to use the bathroom very quickly. I came out to see a group of teenage boys urinating on my car. FML
Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
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soul3n 0
how cant you see that?
onigiriqueen 0
Your powers of observation astound me. YDI.
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medfly 2
we used to take the approach of using our towels while changing. e.g. put on towel, remove bottom bit, put on bottoms. or just go back with the bikini home, clothes above.
sappy082996 6
that's exactly what I was thinking. I was wondering y no one commented about just putting clothes on top of the bikini
Futt_Buck 0
Prepare to see lots of old dudes following you around and will only leave when you to flash them. =]
Good_old_Grim 8
#19 & #36 - do your homework ffs! #15 made a pretty good joke. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pics%20or%20it%20didn't%20happen
omar_fml 0
LOL lucky them.. i think?
piderman13 0
thankyou #44 i think "pics or it didn't happen" is funny (:
total_bamf 0
I'm completely failing to understand how you don't notice that a suburban is packed with old men before you start stripping to your birthday suit. YDI.
rihannalover 0
yes, they enjoyed it. no, it's not ok, i ******* HATE THIS. HOLY SHIT (sorry) but it just pisses the hell outta me. anyways, hard to tell, i'd say YDI it for not checking. FYL for the stupid old dried out pervs objectifying you.
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
Wow... As #45 and 2 said "Your powers of observation astound me." and "lucky them.. i think?"
rihannalover 0
#20... "at least you made some old dudes day..." no. AT LEAST nothing! these old pervs probably liked it, regardless of her figure. not trying to make an assumption, but you know... if she made their day, all right, but they should watch **** or get a real wife and shit instead of feeding off a younger girl's ass. that's just gross.
Exlibris 0
Seriously, if there is a car there usually people are in the general vicinity, even if it's away from major crowds.