Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I meant to surprise my boyfriend by baking him a cake. When I took it out of the oven, I realized I had accidentally used salt instead of sugar. He tried to eat it anyway, and ended up spitting chunks of it out all over me. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML
Today, I brought a “safe” store-bought cake to a potluck and dropped it on the sidewalk while getting out of the car. I showed up anyway, carrying the box like it was still fine. It was not. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Top comments
sunflower_seal 17
It's the thought that counts. Lol demolished cake , as long as uncontaminated, is still yummy. Just grab forks and dig in.
LyricaSilvan 30
Been there. It always sucks when those things happen. Seems like it's always when you really want something to stay nice that it ends up getting messed up. Sorry to hear the rule applied in your case, too, OP. Hopefully your boyfriend still appreciated the thought.
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Comments (19)
xx000o 27
If it hasn't touched the floor, it's still good.
GirasolNegro 22
Make cake pops with it
Delta_0DST 12
At least now you've got a sweet a** I'll see myself out
HereNReady 13
*Drops the microphone*
jamieblue6 16
Always look before you sit xD
L337Vic 7
Unless there's a cake :D
manuwish 9
ass-cake, what's not to love? hahaha
wolfssb135 11
Well I guess he couldn't have his cake and eat it too, but hopefully he was happy that you tried.
pheizer01 10
Cake farts?