Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML
Today, we have a double driveway, but after my wife left, someone parked in my wife’s spot, presumably to avoid the public car park fee a few streets away. I called a tow company and very specifically asked them to tow the intruding red car, but they towed my black work truck instead. FML
Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML
Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML
Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML
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Top comments
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Tow the car to your guys' house and don't tell anyone
TinyEMT 6
There has to be some way around that. :(
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Comments (81)
meloman95 7
Irony of life.
kidsgotastinky 11
Just tow it home
mymiles 13
You can't just tow it somewhere else aside from the impound lot? That sucks.
Cristianma 13
Oh is that irony I smell at it finest?
HotRose 18
Wait, you work for a tow company, and while walking to work you saw your own car parked illegally and the first thing you thought was, "Dang it I have to tow my car." not, "I should call my husband."? And you could have towed it to an legal parking space. Jobs like that have their perks, use them.
dragonswingfaeri 4
it doesn't say she saw it while walking, she saw it later, most likely while already working.
ni0ve 9
I would have lied and said thecar was gone
DRush_fml 12
If you're the one srnt out to tow your own car, couldn't you just NOT tow it?
shakile78 7
Make you husband get it back
Fmlsea 28
Your husband is ass , hopefully when you got home you towed his balls away from your house .
angeluv_2014 22
Did you just drop it off at your house?? :D