Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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Comments (477)
RuralNinja 0
Hasn't he ever heard of debit cards?
Football_Man50 1
he doesn't know... he's a hobo remember haha
_itsmeeex1bitchz 0
Well you didn't HAVE to give him money. i would've been all dramatic and started screaming if he didn't stop following me. FYL
barca09 0
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if u can afford at $3+ drink, u should atleast have spared $1
ifailplzinsultme 0
and he should get a job
1337ghost 0
but he would just use the money on drugs and beer and he deserves it for being a school dropout
FajitaFreak 3
Dude, **** you. "He should just get a job". How you managed to get one yourself when you are incompetent enough to seriously make a statement like this is beyond me. Getting a job when you are homeless is REALLY hard. It's not just hard to get the job, it's also the fact that you are stressed out of your mind because you aren't even sure where you are going to be able to sleep that night, or if it will be on a completely empty stomach.
starfoxfan1 7
You just can't assume that he'll buy beer or drugs, he could be trying to buy food to eat, or save up for a hotel room. Just cause someone's homeless doesn't mean they'll automatically buy drugs or alcohol, you stereotypical bastards.
Hyperkeratosin 13
I would say most of the homeless are on drugs. I know a ER nurse and according to her almost every homeless person that was in the ER had incredible amounts of drugs pumping through them, or were very drunk. She also knew some of them personally and knows that some of the mothers start their children on drugs such as heroin and has seen a quite a few of them die of overdoses. I also have seen people deny homeless money and instead by them food only for the homeless person to throw it away as soon as they leave. I live in Arizona, plenty of homeless here.
rachaelberri 0
oooh sucks XD well u could say u had a gift card?
fmyfudginglife 0
This is kinda dumb because you could have charged it, or someone could have bought it for you, or you could have used a gift card.
Danastica 0
sure, he's not entitled to your money, but you didnt have to lie and say you didnt have money. just tell him you dont want to give him money, or lie and tell him you used a credit card.
connorfinch 0
WTF is up with ur face
RuralNinja 0
Hasn't the guy ever heard of debit cards? Society isn't based solely on paper currency anymore.
gdude756 0
YDI for being a selfish bitch
skierguy 0
Don't give money to beggars. He'd probably just use it to by crack and/or alcohol.
psycho_ash 0
Dude, **** him. Should have told him to get a job.