Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, my car got a wheel lock because I had 5 tickets. Three of those tickets dated back to 2006. I got my car and license in 2008. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, running late for work, I ran outside and the door handle literally broke off my vehicle when I pulled to open it. I climbed in through the passenger door, turned on my car, and the windshield wipers were on… swiping a fresh $78 parking ticket across my windshield. FML
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Top comments
Sue21 0
How did they write you out a ticket with no license plates? Just a description of the truck? :/
UhOhImF___ed 0
sorry to hear that. so unfortunate can you fight that ticket? that seems like a legit reason, just hard to show proof
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red_wings 0
Thanks #9 you took the words outta my mouth This actually happened to a friend of mine, he came outta school and had a ticket for not having his plate which, had been stolen while he was in class
Callyn 47
"Cops won't write tickets for parked cars." Where the hell did you get that idea? Cops write plenty of tickets for parked cars, most of them being parking tickets.
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
what little bastards! D:( you should call the cops on them and maybe put them in juvenile hall. :)
i_like_chicks 0
what if you were set up? what if the cop paid the kids to remove licence plates. i mean thats really much of coincidence, isnt it?
AlfonzoRex 0
Little *******!
guitardedman 0
goddamn thats rough.. hopefully insurance covers all of that shit
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
14 where the hell do you live? find better popo.
Tehalon 0
Now playing "The conspiracy theory" starring #14 i_like_chicks!
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
I was thinking the same thing. And why would cops pay kids to steal license plates? That's just messed up.
imgangstayo420 0
How do they write you a ticket without your plate numbers? They wouldn't be able to look up any of your personal info without that. So if you didn't pay it or something it wouldn't even matter. That's weird.
Aldrasio 0
Ditto to #19. You should've just written "**** OFF" on the ticket and thrown it away.