Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, my car got a wheel lock because I had 5 tickets. Three of those tickets dated back to 2006. I got my car and license in 2008. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, running late for work, I ran outside and the door handle literally broke off my vehicle when I pulled to open it. I climbed in through the passenger door, turned on my car, and the windshield wipers were on… swiping a fresh $78 parking ticket across my windshield. FML
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Top comments
Sue21 0
How did they write you out a ticket with no license plates? Just a description of the truck? :/
UhOhImF___ed 0
sorry to hear that. so unfortunate can you fight that ticket? that seems like a legit reason, just hard to show proof
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Comments (89)
jcbspence 0
try this I did it with my car put a positive lead to the body of the car, effectively making a nice short that can potentially cause nerve damage show those little bastards
krad204 21
^this is a win...
auntgela 0
I would defiantly contest the ticket and fill a suit and insurance claim for the theft....if u were chasin the kids u probably saw enough of them to make a description
BardhTheUnicorn 7
This has to be the best FML I've ever read! I cringed when i read this
PrincessCastiel 27
Much irony. (Yes, yes Doge reference)
JJ_86 22
That sucks. But I hope you disputed the ticket and won.
louieclark 1
Wtf kind of "truck" has hubcaps?
louieclark 1
For real though, if you have a truck with hubcaps they deserve to be taken.
peterblack67 9
I didn't know you needed license plates unless the vehicle is moving.