Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I heard, "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I walked into a coffee shop where I always flirt with the cute barista who I think likes me, and confidently told her I'd have "the usual." She just stared at me blankly and said, "I have literally never seen you before in my life." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, I went to the Asian Grocery. I politely smiled, bellowed, “Hello!” and kind of waved to the cashier as I walked in, to which he gave me a blank, scared-for-his-life kinda look. Turns out he was actually just another customer. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
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jair_lhao 0
aww they Nickname you that means they care<3 you're there friend now lol
intensitive 11
Being as Jamba Juice is a large franchise, you have the option of writing to the company to complain.
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Comments (60)
xSkum 0
look better fag
amy397123 0
Looool.
foxboy2010 0
so who cares wat the **** people think about them.. I don't care if people think I'm ugly
viviville 0
So ppl are a little more sensitive then you ate. No need to be rude about it.
viviville 0
Are not ate
wtfsauce 0
YDI for going there every day.
supmofukka 0
who gives a fack. u got to jamba juice for a smoothie, rite? who cares what they say or think about u, just make sure they put in that free boost. ydi btw for havin extremely low self-esteem.:)
LaLaJoy 2
Are you serious? If that comment WERE directed at her then that is extremely insulting and demoralizing, especially when you consider how much emphasis society places on looks.
Laurendorcus 0
i totally agree with #9. Who really knows who they were talking about? It could have been the 800lbs albino gypsy standing behind you in line...or maybe Carrot Top. :-)
smokey13bk 0
funny as fack lolz laughed my ass off n FYL
brutal_banger 10
they prob said it so your ugly ass face would stop going there every damn day
perdix 31
You ought to do a duet with Justin Timberlake. He'll sing: "I'm bringing sexy back. . ." and you'll reply: "I'm bringing ugly back!"
bundy123 0
Dick
BurningUp 0
slim chance but maybe he meant himself when he got to the back?
mps1969 8
Take his name down complain to his manager and try to get him fired if that doesn't work complain to corporate if it doesn't get you satisfaction you'll likely get a lot of free stuff out of it and he'll know not to mess with you again .