Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I heard, "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I walked into a coffee shop where I always flirt with the cute barista who I think likes me, and confidently told her I'd have "the usual." She just stared at me blankly and said, "I have literally never seen you before in my life." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, I went to the Asian Grocery. I politely smiled, bellowed, “Hello!” and kind of waved to the cashier as I walked in, to which he gave me a blank, scared-for-his-life kinda look. Turns out he was actually just another customer. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
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jair_lhao 0
aww they Nickname you that means they care<3 you're there friend now lol
intensitive 11
Being as Jamba Juice is a large franchise, you have the option of writing to the company to complain.
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jetranger778 0
haha. you were called ugly in your favorite store. here's a tip. change stores!!! and dont drink smoothies. they could be the problem, ugly. XD
Yulia_fml 0
What if it wasn't him saying that, but one of his buddies in the back saying it about him? All you heard was a voice, so it could easily have been the cashier's buddy making fun of him when he went to the back. And I've worked at Jamba Juice, so it's completely plausible that he had to leave at the time you came in because that's when his break was supposed to start. The world doesn't revolve around you!!
kaybbyx3 0
sounds more like you only go for the possibly cute cashier, if so i don't feel bad really. stalking isn't healthy
LaLaJoy 2
Sounds more like someone reads way too much into things....
stargold 0
where is jamba juice?
kaybbyx3 0
excuse you but who the heck would goto jamba juice everyday and feel flattered because of a guy who seems to be working at the EXACT times she just seems to show up and then care what the hell he mightve said. someone desperate for attention that's who.
ccbooya18 0
ydi for bein ugly
Naeann 0
He's the one working at a little juice store. *shrugs* Send a complaint to corperate, tell your friends to boycott the store, and find a new place to get your smoothie.
Ryuu_Girl 0
YOu can get him fired...
ClMs4ever 5
Awww they like you :D haha sorry but it's kinda sad :(
Blahblah9921 4
u shoulda said something