Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
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Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, I told my 15 year-old son that I was taking my wife to a fancy restaurant for her birthday, so he would be on his own tonight. Most teenagers would play video games, watch porn, and sneak a beer, which I would be okay with. He started crying and asked why he was "left out", then clung to my wife's leg. FML
Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, I was excited to go to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday. When the chef started doing tricks however, my spoiled brat of a sister started screaming and crying in terror. My parents insisted we leave and go to McDonald's because she was upset. She's 11. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
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lkrofct 0
I'm 20 and I always grab the crayons on my own. I like coloring.
karls 0
Coloring and chicken fingers are the best. Not an FYL ;)
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Comments (355)
RahhRahhRahh 0
Get over it! The food on the kids menu is better anyways.
goldengophers12 0
I don't know if this should ever be an FML, coloring is never a bad thing. Especially if you're only 15 and still only like 3 years over the max for the kid menu. I had a waiter come up to my table and say "what can I get you ladies to drink?" and I'm a guy. I think that might be worse. Then she laughed at me every time she walked by...
horsegirl724 0
it's ok I got a kids menu until I was 19. and I still get carded for R rated movies at age 21. it happens people say we'll love it when we're older :)
leoflair 0
don't worry i always get the kids menu too, and im the same age as you :)
anitacs9101 0
I get the crayons all the time to play tic-tac-toe with whoever happens to be across from me. :p I'm 13, and my dad ALWAYS gets me the kids menu, even forces me to order from it usually. But my mom isn't like that, recently she started FINALLY getting me the adult menu...
SamuraiDeli 0
Um...who cares? You're 15 and look young for your age. You haven't even finished going through puberty yet; it's understandable.
sara942 0
ugh, this EXACT thing happened to me when I was 18 at Applebees. The waitress was my age!
spgator43 0
Happened to me till I was 19.
brick16flash 0
so...... you look young for your age. big deal.
allornothing93 0
omg this happens to me all the time! One time, I went out and had this really cute waiter. U had to go back there that weekend with my family and I got the childrens menu crayons ect...he was working =[