Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, I told my 15 year-old son that I was taking my wife to a fancy restaurant for her birthday, so he would be on his own tonight. Most teenagers would play video games, watch porn, and sneak a beer, which I would be okay with. He started crying and asked why he was "left out", then clung to my wife's leg. FML
Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, I was excited to go to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday. When the chef started doing tricks however, my spoiled brat of a sister started screaming and crying in terror. My parents insisted we leave and go to McDonald's because she was upset. She's 11. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
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lkrofct 0
I'm 20 and I always grab the crayons on my own. I like coloring.
karls 0
Coloring and chicken fingers are the best. Not an FYL ;)
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Comments (355)
loser_fml 1
I'm 16 and this happens quite a lot D:
Artur_fml 0
You're 15? You ARE a kid.
Lalalal_fml 0
That always happens to me too! And I don't appreciate it as much as these other people do; it's embarressing. WTF I don't want to eat a ******* grilled cheese sandwich when I go to Olive Garden. I came for the pasta! And the kid's menus suck so much, they can at least add some Sudoku. Sometimes the waiters have to pause and think about whether or not they'll hand me the kid's menu. When they see the glower on my face, they usually just ask.
missmorningstar 0
You're only 15 anyway. At most resturants kids are consider 13 and under. Really, you're only 2 years older. Worry about this when it happens at 21.
badgerpower1 0
stop whining so much.
thelonelylurker 0
15? You're a baby. You can start complaining when they do that to you at 20.
French_Benefits 0
Happened to me one time. I was 19, and I had a beard. That didn't bother me. What bothers me is that apparently there are little kids with beards.
gregthestrange 3
wow, it's your mother's birthday and all you can think about is yourself? shut the **** up and go back to school, fucktard
SmexxiHunny 0
LOL weelll ur never too old to colour!
TheOwnager 0
Haha, this happened to me just a few weeks ago. I'm 17, it's embarasing but i always have a nice laugh about it! :)