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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Ok, that is just too much.
rouh_fml 4
Hopefully not plugged in!
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D3ATHZ3RO 15
Um, ow?
itswhitneybitch 22
People like your sister are the reason for "for external use only" tags lol
emuexport 4
thats VERY hot !!
gigglesmg 6
To each their own
clue_me_in 20
She's disgusting. Let her keep it and make her buy you a better one. Make sure you keep your stuff locked up from now on.
kbummm 8
The horror... Yup, you do need a new curling iron cause I'm pretty sure that's not the first time..
fullofmetal 7
... Well I'm getting horrible flashbacks to Sleepaway Camp.
solarrunner 16
I am getting horrible Vietnam flashbacks...
functional 13
*not I
usernameunkn0wn 18
Could take a whole new meaning to the phrase, "You have to preheat the oven before you stick it in!"
worldclassrager 41
So she's the one that forced the tag that says for external use only...