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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Ok, that is just too much.
rouh_fml 4
Hopefully not plugged in!
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Comments (207)
Wealthyparrot 9
Now you know what to get her for her birthday.
AKGrace 13
Ouch :(
SwtCherryPie 26
Pretty sure there is a warning on them that says: Do not insert into any orifice.
mrrager68 1
pics or it didnt happen.
spunkylady 24
why the f#&$....... I just don't even know what to say about this lol.
ileenefudge 29
Then don't say anything?
Jemm_fml 29
I actually gasped out loud. Hope it's not the 5 1/4" diameter rod. Damn.
djxerxes9000 18
I hope it is! hahaha
guitarst1071995 12
That's hot. Get it? Hahahah
icepick23 12
Hot...
Caitlon 6
Why didn't she use her own?
jwa2000 3
That's hot!!