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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Ok, that is just too much.
rouh_fml 4
Hopefully not plugged in!
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kikks_xx 10
That's what you get for not leaving from the living room so she can have sex
xgetxbentx 13
So she's why some curling irons actually need a label specifying that they're for external use only....
kemando 22
Hot.
merrilln 7
So that's why the label says for external use only. Idiots like that. Lol
TheShadyMilkman 15
I'm pretty sure that it's self correcting.... You also might want to try knocking on doors before opening them... Just saying ydi...
Omniprism 15
I hope she doesn't get an infection. Maybe time to take her to get an an actual toy.
theMISSFOXX 10
I guess your curling irons better than the vegetables in your house that you can eat later on
jlynpa 10
She was ironing out the kinks, huh?
chuckcloninger 12
And I'm sure it's not the first time, eh?
Iloveyoualexis 7
I guess the warning label, "external use only." Was ignored. What a bad ass...