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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Ok, that is just too much.
rouh_fml 4
Hopefully not plugged in!
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Comments (207)
BadKitty13 28
Oh EW ...
icepick23 12
Just join her next time...use her toothbrush?
maggiemaeday 0
... What? Welp, I hope she was smart enough to unplug it first, at least.
Cardinalfan2298 3
At least it wasn't your brother
IT_Nird95 9
Yes, quietly plug it in and run away!
_RedHawK_101_ 0
What the ****?! should have plugged it in.
Dame84 6
Maybe she was trying to curl her pubes, and it "accidentally" went inside.
jackaced 7
This is just too ******* hilarious!! Seriously FYL!
hplover7 11
..,.was it plugged in?
calipilot227 16
Plug it in >:-)