Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Controlling
Today, my soon to be ex-husband and ex-mother in law informed me I couldn't go to the funeral of a really good friend we shared. I went anyway, but I can't imagine how the divorce is going to go. FML
Alexa, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell
Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML
Whirlwind romance
Today, I just got home from a wedding and cried for about two straight hours. The bride was my widowed stepmother and the groom was my ex boyfriend. We only split up four months ago. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML
Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML
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arano 29
Everyone is saying "what did you do?" but I think OP meant that after their friend's wedding, they had to go to their own divorce hearing.
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
The divorce probably literally happened right after the wedding, not the wedding causing the divorce
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Comments (37)
JustinJK 21
Circle of life
NodakN8V 25
Divorces are very expensive. Only because they are worth it.
hellnosucka 27
weddings are pretty expensive too...
xDailyVidsx 9
Sounds like a productive day
ironik69 31
I wish I could thumb this up more than once.
kyrisonfusion 22
Sorry to hear that
doodycakes 16
I just worked at a wedding last night and a couple said they were getting divorced after the ceremony. Sad
bandaidstations 28
The **** did I just read? what the hell would be the point?
pizzaslut247 12
A couple not THE couple
phreaker913 21
i feel you there. the other day i went from my fiancee's sister's wedding, to our house so she could move out
allforfun 23
Sorry to hear. My divorce was a huge relief, my ex can still bone whoever she wants but it's not my problem anymore.
RedPillSucks 33
hopefully your ex husband wasn't doing the same
mike3775 39
So did you accidentally sext with your boss, leading to this divorce?
worldclassrager 41
I think the only thing that could make this worse is a death in the family