Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, I’ve worked hard to lose ten kilos. It took daily workouts and walking 10 kms a day to make the weight finally move, and I’m the fittest I’ve been in years. My mum, after having not seen me for a while, says in front of everyone during the holidays, “Wow, those injections have worked for you!” FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
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Top comments
skibob 0
That was so evil! 20 Pounds is awesome. You should be proud!
ummmyeahhh 0
20 pounds is a lot, esp. in just 3 months. don't let the success stop you from maintaining it, but ignore what your mother says. she's just jealous she can't lose that much that quickly.
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Comments (40)
HuDanny 0
20 pounds in 3 months thats a shitty diet.. my moms been on a diet for 3 weeks and lost 15 pounds... no joke...
xocassylovesyou 0
#35: That's impossible. You must be skin and bones. I'm 5'9 and I weigh 125 and I'm told I'm too skinny. And saying that's great genetics... That's a lie. Many health issues go with that, and eatting all the junk goodwill just cause you to be diabetic. Haha, you are ******!!! ---Cassy
xocassylovesyou 0
And to the writer of the FML: That isn't very good diet wise. You need to fast or starve to really drop pounds... And anyone who thinks you did a good job is just one of those girls who can't be truthful. ---Cassy
ohhhhshizzz 0
Cassy: What the **** are you talking about? Psycho much?
speeddemon12 0
what the hell cassy? you obviously know nothing and you are prolly not 125 yourself, but eating actually helps you loose weight faster, starving yourself dosent really help at all dumb ass
th484952 0
thats good for three month 1-2 pounds a week is a health rate of weight loss so don't be all that upset
loveyahun 0
Congrats... I'm beating my bro by four pounds... He 107 and I'm 103... Lol he jealous
xthetisx 0
Agreed
christharp 0
thumbs up for the weight loss.. keep it up n ignore comments like that. especially from ur mom
kenzzie9999999 4
Wow thats amazing 20 pounds in just 3 months but your mum seems to but pretty mean don't let it get to your head congrats