Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
Today, I finally got to take the bus to the store on this icy cold day. I got there at 1 pm and found it closed. Their website said they'd open late at 10 am. Then, I missed a bus home and had to walk back in the ice and sludge. I slipped, fell on my ass, and my shoes and socks got soaked in dirty ice water. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
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lovecrazy12 14
You should call and complain about him...that's just rude
MrMizzouBound 7
"Ain't nobody got time fo dat!" - broke black lady with a burnt down apartment
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Comments (137)
miz_kamakazi 11
Wow that's horrible! How unfortunate for you, OP. Hope your day gets better!
PrincessPesa 20
I feel for you, OP, but I have to be honest and admit that if I were a passenger on the bus I would have likely burst into laughter. Choking, violent laughter that may lead to my eventual damnation, but hilarious nonetheless.
holly01dh 2
this made my day, omg what a good laugh. if only i too had witnessed it in person, i would not have been able to breathe for a good 10 minutes.
meow_jess 11
What a jerk! He could have helped you instead, people are so insensitive nowadays.
funky2525 14
Thats horrible!!!!! Hopefully karma kicks him right where it hurts
PrincessPesa 20
Hopefully your butt wasn't as bruised as your ego. Bitchy ass bus drivers are everywhere. They really do have to rush around to be on time. Not that it makes abandoning passengers okay.
SoylentCandycorn 10
I prefer the ones who hold the door for everyone. What's a few minutes of your time versus possibly half an hour of someone else's? Bus drivers who slam the door and laugh in your face are much much much worse.
hama806 19
Sorry that sucks! I live in NYC and some bus drivers actually laugh as they close the door in some people's faces. On the other hand, there are others who hold the door for everyone. I don't know which is worse.
calivianya 29
Bus drivers are damned if they wait and damned if they don't... definitely glad that's not my job! This one was bitchy, though.
perdix 31
He probably didn't want the lady that pissed at the bus stop on his bus. Two bus-related stories from Manitoba in the same day. The provincial poobah of public transit must be awfully proud!
SPRKY 6
She probably slipped on the other woman's frozen pee.
_Burnett89 9
At least he didn't uppercut you and throw you off the bus.
b_rizo 6
this is actually funny because I live in Cleveland, so I understand
no_lungs 16
Thats what happens when women want to act like men. Sometimes someones gotta put you in check..
b_rizo 6
when women act like ghetto trolls.
PrincessPesa 20
I hope a St. Bernard appeared shortly thereafter with a barrel of brandy and gallantly offered to give you a ride to your destination which you gratefully accepted and lived happily ever after. But this is FML, so you probably broke your tailbone and then got fired. Them's the breaks.
wvcheesehead1 9
and that is when I shot him your honor.