Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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redoxy_fml 0
Now you can sound like justin bieber!
danza_fml 0
That's hot :)
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Comments (173)
apintsizepeanut_fml 4
that's just dumb.
XxMidnightReader 0
*dancing* oh yeah, *shakes butt* oh ye-e-eah *thrusts* OW!
my2centsworth 15
JDS
Ancarnia 0
the bright side: scolding hot water generally eliminates bacteria. but your junk has to suffer.
RedPillSucks 33
scalding water eliminates bacteria. scolding water makes me cry.
Domonator 16
It's a wienie roast!!!
MissxXXItalia 5
Pelvic thrust huh, cute... haha
AyyItsPeyton 0
ask your gf how roasted wiener tastes
Sekococo 0
Young man you have help socitey by taking out your future offspings i salute you *salute*
MichaelDePatron7 0
I wouldn't consider this an fml. it's not like it's going to affect her for the rest of her life
RedPillSucks 33
@135 well, if OP started out as a man and ends up as a "her", then this is definitely a life changing FML