Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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redoxy_fml 0
Now you can sound like justin bieber!
danza_fml 0
That's hot :)
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Comments (173)
stevenmx86 8
FOL because there are morons like you in this world
RedInThaHead 0
lol haha burned your dick
awesomeness1004 3
burned. litterally.
JeffGoesRawrr 0
YDI For Dancing Around Your Bathroom When Youre A Guy. How Old Are You.? 9.?
redrovaa 0
LMAO oh so if you're above 9 and a male you can't dance? A'ight.
redrovaa 0
UR DOGGIEZ R SOOOOOOOOOOOO ADORBLE !!!1!!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*your *doggies *are *so *adorable
redrovaa 0
suck it.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I let capitalization go usually. Hell, I even ignored all the extra space before the exclamation marks, and the fact that there was a 1 mixed in.
redrovaa 0
You're so kind.
spoke1396 4
ur a ******* retard
Brittney_E 0
:D
Brittney_E 0
i tripped on a puddle of water in my kitchen....
Brittney_E 0
*slipped
Brittney_E 0
ehh, i've had worse days. (:
Chocolate_Chunk 2
76 sounds like a chatbot
Panthersfan2834 3
wooow
misfitSuperStar 0
Ice, ice, baby..... sorry, op, fyl!!
ugwmii 0
burn baby, burn!
ilynunezz 0
that always happens to mee ha
Angelita_tita 0
I am you, and you are me:) haha.Rush hour 3.FTW:D
RedPillSucks 33
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Coo-coo-ca-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
hockeychick8 0
you are a complete loser