Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot when he screamed in agony. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
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PinkElephants713 6
You totally should've pushed him in!! …jk
zingline89 18
Atleast when you wake up after your 21st you'll have a burning sensation on your leg and not somewhere else...
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Comments (69)
AdrenelineGoose 0
Sounds like one hell of a party
black_martin 1
You know what...I've actually done this to myself once while trying to make a shabby tiki torch, caught my leg on fire along with my friends body, I stop dropped and rolled, he screamed and ran into a fence HAHA
Hicktown939 0
Happy birthday OP , and tht sucks you should have punched him!
sparklecherry 4
Why the hell were you standing so close?
hateevryone 15
that sucks. and on your birthday?
williamsgirl93 0
Open pit? That's where you went wrong...
CurlyQute 17
What can I say people are stupid....
shrdlu 28
Once I saw a college dining hall manager faced with a reluctant charcoal grill. Apparently he couldn't find any starter fluid, so he used gasoline. Certainly not something you see every day... or want to.
ThatsFckdUp 0
Wat a frickn tool thats fckd up
Jammer2177 0
Sounds like something I would do lol
512bigt 10
dude i have been there except it was a bbq pit