Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me pictures of him and his family on their trip in Florida. He accidentally included a picture of a girl sleeping in his bed, naked. FML
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Top comments
B5B0N35 18
people always do that instead of just looking at the picture
connhackett 4
You're officially an idiot for handing it to her.
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Comments (204)
rossdavids 16
Just say you needed to measure him up for a matching suit.
michaelm1290 23
That's why you put the pic into a text message and open it up there... Then the viewer doesn't have access to the rest of your gallery
Terrorhobo 6
You sir, are a genius.
allforus 5
Seriously!
EvilUndead 9
It means that instead of embarrassing pictures, you'll need to hide embarrassing messages. Also if your picture viewer is particularly stupid, it might still "scroll to the next picture" located elsewhere.
ozpunker 20
Nothing she hasn't seen before.
Zen_Mei 17
#18 has your mum seen you naked before, you know as a teenager/man?
cocacola999 27
Plus, even if she has seen him naked as an adult... As it is a nude picture for his girlfriend, some body parts may be behaving differently than in the presence of his mother.
ozpunker 20
#53. She has. But I have a very messed up family.
SDMiami 7
who cares. people take nudity way to seriously here in the U.S. Thank god most other countries aren't as tight assed.
Nicole1225 14
what was her reaction?
lndala 15
Not a very good one, I should assume.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Pretty sure there was an awkward silence, some yelling, harsh words, then an enormous fight
ozpunker 20
This is why I don't keep naked photos on my phone or pc.
Cian_1 28
Oh yes, THAT'S why. ;)
goose12321 11
Well where do you keep them then?
nightbirdblue 27
He keeps them under his bed.
turtlechef 2
I was gonna say under his bridge
BronyVasNormandy 12
Not keeping them on your phone I kind of understand, but not keeping them on your PC? Google "Truecrypt."
ohSNAPyall 27
57 Oz keeps them in the magazine he purchased.
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
They hve apps for that shit, it's 2013 that shouldn't be a problem anymore lol tough luck though
Glitter_taco_ 10
This problem will never go away completly
DropBearMeat 23
#42: Incorrect. This problem went away when mathematicians conceived encryption algorithms so strong that governments don't have the resources to break them and programmers made those algorithms trivially easy to use for any layperson. This problem has been solved for decades now.
Glitter_taco_ 10
How does that have to do with pictures fuckstick?!?
HortonThelephant 15
Op to mom: This is my prom dress. And this is what will happen after prom
Adhdkid107 9
I never really say this but YDI, most people think there would be more than one picture, so they scroll left or right. Plus I bet she was suprised considering you have a naked picture of her son and you're about a junior or a senior. And that is the naked truth.
TheGoldStandard 6
Yum
Wealthyparrot 9
bullshit, everyone who's had kids has been that age and in a relationship before - they know what's going on because they've done it all before.
Kozmotis 8
Nude pics seem to be more trouble than they're worth...
ama87 8
For some reason I feel like this is better than if he was showing her from his phone and saw a pic of you. But still fyl. Enjoy prom if she still lets him go!