Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML
Couch potato
Today, I was trying to lower the volume on my TV, but nothing was happening. I got increasingly frustrated, smacking the remote and yelling at the screen. My brain finally woke up when I realized I was holding the air conditioning remote and had been turning my living room into a freezer instead. FML
Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML
Today, I got Wii Fit, Wii Mario Kart and Wii Mario Galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a Wii. FML
Today, I bought a brand new Wii U. My cat must have thought the wires looked tasty because he chewed through each of them, which will now cost me another $100. FML
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML
Not fair!
Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML
Neglected
Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML
More brain worms please
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
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Sindy_fml 4
wow, your life must be boring.
WowLifeDoesSuck 0
.... How did this pass?
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Comments (84)
kalixzo 11
Why are there so many FML's that belong on MLIA?
Critter456 0
did you turn on both sides of your brain first?I think not.
lonidani9229 3
how is this an fml?
mypod66 0
nice
aliceni 0
Isn't this on the wrong website? This is not an FML.
jrkarikas 0
how is this a fml? oh no, you spent 15 seconds waving around the tv remote tryin to click on your game. then you figured out you were holding the tv remote and grabbed the wiu remote and laughed it off. fyl.
skitzoyd 0
remind me again why I should care? oh yeah! I'm a ******* idiot and should learn what the site is all about before I post! :D
qwertyass 0
Funny:)) NOT an fml though. Tell it to the Failblog,
TinyVixen 0
ur a whiny bitch.
ZacharyorAndrew 0
thats why i have a xbox. plus i wont accidentally break my tv screen playing wii bowling