Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
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Authoress 0
I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.
Addicted2FML303 0
Gravity's a bitch, huh?
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Comments (468)
northpole 0
you're dumb.
jal_8_jal 0
#43 - you don't learn about gravity until at least eight grade, but s/he's definitely old enough to know that it wouldn't work, if s/he's old enough to post on FML #44- he'd have to be waaaaay younger than 10 i tried this a few years ago with a massive umbrella and some friends. but BECAUSE I KNEW IT WOULDN'T WORK (seeing as i WASN'T high) i didn't jump off anywhere high enough to hurt me
henri_fml 0
Look on the bright side........... you did "pop" something. hahahahaha!!!
p0kegeek 4
next time try to be superman and leap from tall buildings
NoneOfTheAbove 0
wow just wow...
pick3l51 0
dumbass
gingerbread_fml 0
this is hilarious because you are ******* retarded. YDI all the way, but at the same time.. FYL.
twindaddy 0
I'm with 68. Whether this is true or not, you're a moron and a blight on society.
xHaniffax 0
This actually did not make me laugh this is my face right now: 0_o and I'm thinking: Are you actually THAT retarded?
dreamsmean 3
wow