Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
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Authoress 0
I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.
Addicted2FML303 0
Gravity's a bitch, huh?
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Comments (468)
DrinkBainne 0
FYL for being so thick as to believe an umbrella would slow your fall from jumping off a shed...
notoriousbig_fml 0
You deserved that you're a dipship
itypedformiles 0
Natural selection in action. Seriously though, are you 6?
miss_mojo 2
sssadddd. try wearing a poofy dress next time.
nonynony 0
Are you under the age of 5? If not, I cannot make myself feel sorry for you. That's one of the dumbest things I've heard anyone do, even on this site.
This_Guy 0
@11, it's a YDI because that was a stupid thing to do. But it's also a FML because if he's that stupid to begin with, he's going to have a lot of problems in the future.
sweetheart5292 0
hahahah #13 pretty much what i was thinking is how drunk or high was this person when they decided to do this.... im just lucky i dont have anything that i could climb and jump off of like this when im under the influence bc i would probably do the exact same thingg. =P
britches 0
Dear Lord I hope you don't reproduce.
djbean09 0
#13 doesnt know how to spell alcohol. o and jumping off a shed hoping an umbrella would somehow make you fly or float down is stupid.
fmlalways18 0
I think that for evolutionary reasons you shouldn't reproduce...really i strongly recommend it.