Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
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Authoress 0
I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.
Addicted2FML303 0
Gravity's a bitch, huh?
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Comments (468)
Vasir 2
28, You know he meant the umbrella thing, not the shed. I agree, try a broom.. But this time jump off your house, and maybe go face first..
darkmis1 18
how can u be that stupid? It's just a movie! Pple can't fly with umbrellas!
Silent_Harmony 3
LOL @ 13
thatsbull95 0
YOU ARE A FAG!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR PROBLEM COULD POSSIBLY BE. UGG
catatonicsleep 17
Next you should try and fit a floor lamp, a mirror and a hat stand in your carpet bag. And lets not forget sliding up the stair rail and jumping into chalk pictures....
that_funny_girl 0
#39 #41 #45 and #57 Your comments made me lol. OP why on earth would someone jump off a shed with an umbrella?? You didn't really think you wold be able to fly did you? If you are old enough to post this event on FML, then you are old enough to understand that people don't fly even if they have umbrellas. And Mary Poppins isn't real. Sorry your leg is broken, but YDI.
brandy808 0
Did you honestly think it would hold your weight?? Wow
Figureskater_15 0
YDI. everyone knows mary poppins and her flying ways or whatever they are called are make believe you must be 5 or something cause you sound like one.
boatiebanter 0
I didn't think 5 year olds wrote FMLs.... Either this is fake, or your IQ is waaay below 70.
lil_miz_liz09 0
sorry about your leg, but why the hell would you do that?