Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
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Authoress 0
I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.
Addicted2FML303 0
Gravity's a bitch, huh?
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Comments (468)
Wtfisflapdoodle 0
#64 you must have gone to retard school because I learned that before pre-k and OP you are the biggest dumb **** in the uNIVERSE AND MAY THE WRATH A SATAN COME UPON YOU. GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!
ms33 0
lol what did u expect?
tagyoureit 0
Ouch. A total YDI. In the immortal words of Dr. Sheldon Cooper... "Ah, gravity. Thou are a heartless bitch."
jjjlc6173 0
please tell me you were on crack when this occured because if you weren't, oh god i dont even wanna know what you were thinking. i think its time to go back to kindergarten and learn some basic rules maybe? seriously think about it
ishirticapslock 0
I was going to suggest you're a small child, but...hopefully there are no small children here. At least not small enough to try jumping off a shed.
miscellaneousact 0
first off NO ONE can ever win the war against gravity! JUST HOW STUPID R U?? were u high or drunk when u did this?? i swear in about 20 to 30 years squirrels will be smarter and have more common sense than half of the us population!!
seonfire 0
Natural selection was so close... If only he was higher up.
Trollipop_fml 0
Wtf? How old are you dumb ass?
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
Sounds like fun....
staciieee_x3 0
seriously, how old are you? are you stupid? deserved, tbh.