Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
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Authoress 0
I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.
Addicted2FML303 0
Gravity's a bitch, huh?
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Comments (468)
hawkloverr 0
were you on acid? that's pretty dumb..
meghannn_14 0
oh i love mary poppins!! i even got a new umbrella and it STILL doesnt work!! =( better luck next time ;)
xxmessedupxx 0
wow. your an idiot. how old are youuu.
derekjeter92 0
dumb ass lol I hope you didn't really think that would work... or you're a liar
your_mother 0
OMFG THIS IS SO ******* FUNNY. THIS FML FTW. YOU FAIL AND I AGREE WITH #2 BWAHAHAHAHAHA
jaimesmiles 0
hahahaha when I was like seven, I learned that Mary Poppins is a huge liar. I watched the movie, then tried to jump off my roof with an umbrella. obviously, i fell. yet I didnt break any bones....... The thing is, I was a little kid. I was stupid enough to believe that it would work. What's your excuse? :P
unlucky_angel15 0
My gosh, are you all right? Your leg better be fine, and you better be younger than 8 cause anyone with human logic knows anyone's weight is too much for an "umbrellachute"
Scotticus117 11
WOWWWWWWWWWWWW THIS IS HILARIOUS, i think we may have met the world's stupidest person! there's not enough air resistance, try it from a shorter distance next time, i know i have and even if you do it, don't hurt yourself if you can't take high falls, i can cuz i used to climb trees all the time. point being YDI. LOL AT # 6, you just made my day!
sammie2 0
HAHAHA congratulations, you're a fucktard!
uhmmm 0
if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. the second that cast comes off, get back on that roof, if you don't get it after a few more tries your not doing it right and you should try a different umbrella. p.s. tuck and roll for when the umbrella doesn't work =P