Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
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BekkyLove15 14
Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
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invadermaythe1st 35
How old is your child?
vbzy 11
I envisioned the son being about 20. It makes the FML that much better.
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EnderWolf1013 9
omg look at the number
an3ph 20
Your son has god-like timing.
gpg5 19
Is your son Mini-Me?
ash2141 4
I guess he showed the waitress
kainpwnsu 19
What an ass! -_^
lina21 12
Don't tell him he's well behaved....kinda epic
False_Stupidity 42
Theses days I can't help wondering how many of the other diners whipped out their smartphones for a quick snap when this happened.
ohSNAPyall 27
That was a short-lived accomplishment.
sweggy 5
minion voice * bottom heheehehheh
mkayden 23
Does your son happen to be Shin-Chan?