Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
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BekkyLove15 14
Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
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invadermaythe1st 35
How old is your child?
vbzy 11
I envisioned the son being about 20. It makes the FML that much better.
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jonomc 12
As an outsider I am laughing hard. If I was his parent I would be mortified (but laughing about it behind his back)
crazywongtong 2
He is a straight savage. Legend in my mind.
worldclassrager 41
For some reason I believe the waitress has seen worse
I_own_a_dog 11
This kid is going places.. I don't know where.. But defiantly places.
jackler92 16
Mommy sparks YOU like this
RabidTardigrade 6
He's got to maintain his street cred on the block! Can't have waitresses blabbing about good manners. Bravo to the kid.