Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
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portablecupid 3
And you expected her to do what with it exactly?
Seti_fml 0
Did you expect her to keep it and cherish it forever? It was a sauce packet! what was she going to do with it since you obviously had already eaten the food she would have put it on.
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Comments (144)
jmoose311 3
Dump that ho-bag!!!
asw_wsa 0
was she supposed to keep it forever? i don't know about YOUR taco bell, but in the one where i live about 80% of them say "will you marry me" i get that packet almost every time i grab sauce. but i'll start saving them just in case TB is seriously proposing. YDI
Americaussie 0
Dude. You tried to ******* propose at Taco Bell? You are an idiot. YDI.
kira1kira 0
y do the sauce packets say that?
esklstar 0
hiw would she have known??
SerbianGirl_fml 0
Oh that's cruel. But I don't think I would take you seriosly too. Come on, fast food proposal?!
CuriosityKills 0
its really sweet you thought to do that for her, but it sounds like she thought it was a joke...perhaps, try and find another romantic way to propose? best of luck to you buddy.
Andyangels27 0
you tried to propose with a hot sauce pack what do you expect a screaming yes
omigawdd 0
umm was that suposed to be a proposal? if it was then you are a loser. you are also a loser if u expect her to keep it forever. hmm maybe it will be her most treasured item .. a hot sauce pack seriously wtf did u expect her to do with it
MrsCookie 0
My fiance proposed at the beginning of August while we were out at a 5 day concert deal. After we went back to our tent he handed me a ring box and had a Taco Bell hot sauce packet with "Will You Marry Me?" on it with the ring. He had got that packet from our first date when we went to Taco Bell together. Yes, I kept the packet and I thought it was really sweet. So if it is something that you both like and cherish then it can mean something. But if it was just to be cute and not intentional then yeah there is no reason to keep it.