Today, I took my girlfriend to a Bo Bice concert for her birthday. She loves him so I bought us second row seats. After we got there we ran into some friends of hers sitting way back in the lawn section, and of course she wanted to sit with them. I paid $300 to sit on the grass and watch Bo Bice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
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dancing_bear 0
How extremely rude. You bought those tickets as a present, and spent extra to make it nice for her - and she just ditches you like that? Some people have no manners. FYL for sure.
cuppacake 0
Wow...That sucks, man. Get a better girlfriend.
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Comments (134)
atomick 0
Why would you pay more than twenty bucks to see ANYBODY in concert? I wouldn't pay three hundred dollars if Kurt Cobain came back from the dead and Nirvana went on tour again. That's just dumb.
joanjett 0
I would pay 300 dollars if everyone in Led Zeppelin magically turned into their 20s and Bonzo came back from the dead and they toured
dawneee 0
bo bice? EWWWWW. Find a girl with better taste in music. I'm available!
mvm89 0
It's not like she ditched him though, he was there with her. OP sounds like he doesn't like Bo Bice so why does it matter that he couldn't see him
heygirlheyyyyy 0
it matters because he spent $300, and she didn't seem to care that he spent that much money on her.
deliciouskaek 1
At least you didn't pay $300 to sit on the grass and watch your girlfriend throw her panties at Bo Bice. That would have sucked.
Azurett 0
#24 Wouldn't you be upset if you bought 300$ tickets for your girlfriend or boyfriend so they could see someone they like in concert and then they only used about 30$ of that to sit in the grass? It's a waste of money...that's why he is upset.
UnitedArabEmirat 0
@#22: I would! Hell, I would sell my soul if chuck schuldiner came to life and reformed death.
Bryan_Z 0
what a bitch :(
oliviagrizz 0
you went wrong in so many ways. 1. dont date someone who likes Bo Bice. 2. never pay that much for a Bo Bice concert.. 3. put your foot down, tell her to sit with you. 4. you couldve just watched the concert by yourself from the second row. FYL
kingbeau 0
So if there's a "lawn" section, then the "second row" is just the second row of lawn chairs? Those actually cost 150$ a ticket? For Bo Bice? A man whose name sounds vaguely familiar but to me is otherwise irrelevant? And, on looking him up on wikipedia, I find was a runner-up on american idol? Not even second place? And just for fun, I looked on his official website, the tour dates, and the ticket prices. A vip box runs 45$, otherwise they're 35$ with absolutely no distinction between "second row" or first or last. Furthermore, he plays at hotels restaurants and clubs, and his last previous performance was may 2nd. That seems a rather long time for the moderators to deliberate, although I would not be surprised. Nevertheless, I'd tend towards accusing this entry of shenanigans, or of drastically overpaying a scalper for a girlfriend who doesn't actually like bo bice that much since she'd rather chat with friends than watch the show... come to think of it, that also reeks of shenanigans...
frozenfreeze 5
I can't believe no one has ever commented on this. This is the greatest accusation of shenanigans I have seen on this site. You worked hard for your proof, A+ sir!