Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I was using a disabled toilet. I'm disabled partly because of spinal problems. While I was doing my business, the whole toilet fell to the floor, leaving me sitting in a puddle of my own urine and smashed porcelain, with even more spinal problems. FML
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
Today, I am recovering from surgery, so even though my mom could burn cold water, I was forced to let her cook for me. Thanks to her cooking, I’ve now shit my body weight in brown water, and I need her help to get on the toilet. She doesn’t always get me there in time. FML
Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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Jasonf6 0
Your sister is a ******* asshole. Get her back.
UrNuckinFuts 0
Slap her with your cane till she needs surgery too!
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Comments (159)
rubberduckie94 13
Reminds me of my college days.
miami_bb6 0
Wait till she's sleeping and beat her repeatedly with your cane
JumbledGirl 2
Dude!!! I know you!!! Youre in my drawing 1 class!!!
karkid619 8
Put super glue on the seat and if she sits on it flush the keep flushing the toilet.
downtime 13
...Uh...your advice is to inconvenience your sister and in doing so walk in on her half naked and taking a crap? You might want to rethink your strategy...
karkid619 8
I guess you didn't see but it was a shower bench he was sitting on. Not a toilet.
Suba_fml 8
How does flushing a toilet make the water scalding hot.
UsagiArwen 23
Even when your shower water is running at a fairly warm or hot water, it still draws cold water from the plumbing system to balance it out just so. When you flush the toilet, cold water is diverted to fill the toilet tank, however many gallons are required for it to do so. With that much cold water removed from the balance you have already have in place for your shower, it leaves mostly the hot water running to the shower, anywhere from 30 seconds to maybe a minute or two. Gotta love the plumbing.
KnucklesDeep 5
What a ****. Spike her food with rohypnol and dump her outside a bar.
chelseaaababyyy 17
oh no, what a bitch ! ): i hope you feel better, op.
Omnirod 4
That is comedy gold right there lol
alrightmylover 5
sorry but why does this person deserve it. Does no-one have any sympathy anymore?
XtraEzeee 8
Actually 3794 people do.
samikitty961 8
You could've used the shower curtain like an umbrella.