Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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justsayfuck 5
Ow no, a woman. I can guess what most of the next comments are going to be like. Sucks for you OP, take a couple more lessons I'd say.
SkaterChic 0
stop trying to kill people with your idiotic driving. you give women a bad name
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Comments (172)
onexgun 0
lol driveing isn't that hard
go_rangers 0
neither is spelling
sexy_babe_123 0
106 FTW
SillySister 0
Don't worry about it. I just failed my drivers test. My tester was extremely intimidating and made me really nervous. You'll get it next time, just be sure to practice more.
Punkpoptart1119 20
Just practice some more and prepare for the next test. The instructor is supposed to tell you what you did wrong so you can work on it. Good luck! =)
mccaincracker 6
you're a women right?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Well, that would explain it. If she's more than one person, maybe a different personality was the one who studied or took lessons. >.<
Intoxicunt 6
#43, you're an idiots, right?
perdix 31
EN-RA-HA!
perdix 31
I guess no one else saw the movie, "Happy Go Lucky."
perdix 31
Well, go rent it. I think you'll give me the WIN here! ;)
parii 0
women are fail drivers.
LiTTleBitTwistEd 0
why is everyone dissing on women...?! men aren't sooo great either.
cindyxlove 0
awww op it's ok there's always next time.. my cousin took her test 3 times and still hasn't passed.. best of luck!
antyo 1
Ten minutes? How far did that ******* instructor take you? My driving test took less than ten minutes.
onnielief 4
Thats why Americans can't drive for shit and have more traffic accidents than Europeans
Geiko_fml 0
#61 - That's pretty awesome. 30-40 minutes? What does the test all inquire?
keiran215 1
American have more traffic accidents because we drive more. Our infrastructure is more spread out than in Europe and our public transportation (where it exists) is laughably inadequate on a good day. Give us some trains and watch the collision numbers drop.
Josiexx 3
In tests here you have to just drive around to check you use the gears properly, then you have to do certain manoeuvres you're taught in lessons. If you get under a certain amount of mistakes you pass :)
b3llalooove 3
Maneuvers*
sallen0046 4
Ok, so you can't drive. Don't act like you were unaware. Practice and go back when you're not scaring the bejesus out of people.
Geiko_fml 0
There's always next time to get it right. Should definitely practice before trying again. It's not too difficult to drive, really. Did both my permit and driving test on my first try. Not hard at all. Good luck on your next go! But yeah, 10 minutes? That's a long time for the test. Mine was only parallel parking, then driving around the block. Pretty simple stuff.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Again, OP is in the UK, where driving tests are more involved than in the US.
Geiko_fml 0
Ohhh, okay. Thanks. I didn't even see that. Understandable then why it's longer and more involved. Thanks again.
Geiko_fml 0
Thanks for the info. Didn't even see that's where she lived.