Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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justsayfuck 5
Ow no, a woman. I can guess what most of the next comments are going to be like. Sucks for you OP, take a couple more lessons I'd say.
SkaterChic 0
stop trying to kill people with your idiotic driving. you give women a bad name
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Comments (172)
erockinthesuburb 17
Driving a manual transmission is not freaking rocket science. You all are making it sound soooooo difficult. When the apocalypse hits, I'm happy that natural selection will take care of all you retards.
Cinn_fml 23
I once heard a story that in America this guy tried to steal a manual car, but got caught because neighbours complained someone was using an anglegrinder (sp?) outside... However if you've never been in a manual I can understand how you might not know how to change gears, but I agree, it's not that difficult.
KBruce317 0
Yep. We got some dick drivers over hurrr
s2beans 0
I had mine this week too and I ran over the sidewalk.
baybegurl 0
hahaha. learn how to drive!
PurplePigeon 0
people suck at driving everywhere. not just Nebraska. they suck in Massachusetts too and apparently the UK as well.
mr_miyagi 0
how did i know OP was female? oh yeah because shes a shitty driver
richmurrills 0
Good. stay off the road if you're that bad a driver.
Hwikek 2
Bloody 'ell. I need a fag
The_Disturbed 5
Wow...you must've been REALLY bad and/or dangerous. Most instructors just let you go. My friend recently took her first test. She failed straight away by clipping the kerb with the wheel as she pulled out of the test centre, but they didn't say anything. Tbh I think it's wrong that they don't say anything, but it's the way it happens. So yeah...YDI for being a maniac >.< but good luck next time.
del_taco15 0
38 wins hahaha