Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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justsayfuck 5
Ow no, a woman. I can guess what most of the next comments are going to be like. Sucks for you OP, take a couple more lessons I'd say.
SkaterChic 0
stop trying to kill people with your idiotic driving. you give women a bad name
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Comments (172)
kiakia0131 23
Oh well. Try harder next time. Don't worry. I failed my first time. But the second time around, I had practiced a lot more and I knew what to expect. And you will know what to expect too because you will have more time for practice and lessons (if you choose to take them). Good luck next time, and try not to be so nervous or worry too much. :-)
tagerrun 1
#7 ur a retard look at the top right corner and I think you can see why it's she
kiakia0131 23
Because it says the OP's a woman. Unless you are on an Itouch/Iphone and it doesn't show the OP's gender. That was meant to be a reply to someone... Stupid computer/Interwebz
megamouth2 1
Dude... your instructor shouldn't have let you go ahead and take the test. How many hours have you had behind the wheel? You should find a better instructor to learn with if that's what your current one does.
ArtIsResistance7 1
It's okay! I failed the first time because it was the middle of winter, and I couldn't see the road signs... Luckily, you get to try again! I was less nervous the second time.
stevenmx86 8
This isn't an fml that's the instructor's job..if you're that bad of a driver, damn straight you shouldn't get your license...
nerdsgetmehot 23
#21 They should get their license, but obviously not just yet! More practice is all it takes...
Steve95401 49
One can only hope that she'll improve with practice.
WiseGuy79 14
Lol Stick to public transit if you're such a shity driver
themoost 4
I just took my test yesterday. && I passed my first time! :D
TinkBabyy 0
theres always next time ")
XoXoSLY 0
I can't symphatise with you I got my licence on my very first try. I also had a very nice instructor ;)