Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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justsayfuck 5
Ow no, a woman. I can guess what most of the next comments are going to be like. Sucks for you OP, take a couple more lessons I'd say.
SkaterChic 0
stop trying to kill people with your idiotic driving. you give women a bad name
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Comments (172)
jojoboo1 0
ah damn OP u can't drive for shit ... and to think, u were the fastest swimmer. j/s
Geiko_fml 0
Is there such a way of "driving properly"? Most people drive close to the same either way, some more daring, some not. Some more clumsily, some not. Almost saw a truck take another truck off a cliff about a month ago. Male driver. Don't see how it's only women. Sister can drive properly too. Women are equal, fool. :P
DAN7IEL 2
no liscense for you....... YDI for being a crappy driver
squirrels_FTW 3
hope u didn't run somebody over......
squirrels_FTW 3
and #62 has a point. same In France it's so much more difficult there cause u hav to take 3 really hard tests..
yellowdub 4
That's ridiculous, why would you even attempt the test?
shadowsbane 0
What, did you attempt the road test without actually practicing driving? That's why they make you wait after getting your beginner's permit (at least in America, not sure how it works in the UK)...
Cinn_fml 23
In UK once you turn 17 you can apply for a provisional licence, which means that so long as there's someone in the passengers seat who's been driving for more than three years, you're legally allowed to drive (except on motorways) so long as you have 'L' plates. There is no test/training to get the provisional so you can be as bad as you like. However you should have put in a lot of practise before the actual practical exam (you can only take this after passing the theory). So either the OP had horrendous nerves (which can happen), or she already knew she couldn't drive.
bighairdontcare 0
10 mins! wow that's farther than I got :(
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
damn op that's sad. you need to practice a lottttt more then. smh
onnielief 4
Oh, that sucks OP. Some more driving lessons and you should be fine though!