Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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justsayfuck 5
Ow no, a woman. I can guess what most of the next comments are going to be like. Sucks for you OP, take a couple more lessons I'd say.
SkaterChic 0
stop trying to kill people with your idiotic driving. you give women a bad name
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Comments (172)
Cinn_fml 23
As this is about driving; do American roads really not have roundabouts? Or is that just another stupid thing people say that isn't true?
KBruce317 0
we have roundabouts.
Cinn_fml 23
Fair enough. :)
Steve95401 49
We don't have very many roundabouts here in California Cinn. They're all over the place from what I've seen when I have been to England.
Cinn_fml 23
Yep, they are everywhere. Which is fine when they're actually proper sized roundabouts, but then someone invented this thing called a mini-roundabout. Those things are just annoying, it's essentially a crossroads/T-junctions with different rules about giving way to other traffic, some of which you can't even drive around, you have to drive over. I think they're supposed to help allow traffic that joins busy roads get a chance to get out, but more often than not they seem to cause deadlocks as everyone waits for the person on their left to go. Or maybe that's just round where I live.
BorisTheDrunk 0
did you pass?
ShadowlessSilenc 1
Durham is empty this time of year...
kiakia0131 23
I have problems with the app not replying to the proper comments. I also have a 2gen Ipod touch. It's not just you
christa953 12
shut up to all the sexist pigs that say women shouldn't drive
lovelove24 1
Thats an insult to teh piggys
Geiko_fml 0
That's because technically, there is no proper way. Only someones opinion on how others should drive. The closest to proper would be not acting like a ******* dick on the road.
KBruce317 0
Which is how most guys in Nebraska drive it seems for some reason.
Geiko_fml 0
I guess a lot of people driving like dicks?
Geiko_fml 0
It's more with apple products from what I've been hearing. I have the Nexus One and have no problems with comments with it. At least the one and only one comment I ever made with it. Apple's been having problems with their phone with the FML app for some reason.
roxas13 0
well mo wonder- you live in England, from the looks of "centre."