Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, since I've been enduring a sore throat, I got Chloraseptic lozenges to finally get a bit of relief. When I put one in my mouth, I nearly choked on it. Imagine that: trying to soothe your throat, and you almost die by accidentally obstructing it instead. The irony almost hurts even more than my throat does. FML
Today, after having had a sore throat all day, I finally decided to have a throat lozenge on the bus. It was nice and soothing, until the bus sharply turned a corner and I started coughing and choking on it violently like a cat with a furball. My throat now feels like Satan pissed nails down it. FML
Today, I took cough syrup for a miserable COVID sore throat and harsh cough. It went down the wrong tube, and now I'm coughing worse, trying to get it out of my lungs. It hurts. FML
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Today, I gave my kid a cough drop for his sore throat. He complained about the flavor, but I told him to hush and take the medicine. Later, I had one and was shocked at how bitter and medicinal it tasted. I owe him an apology. FML
Today, I tried to get a Chloraseptic tablet for my sore throat. As soon as I put it in my mouth, I got the urge to sneeze. When I sneezed, the force of the sneeze caused me to accidentally spit it out… right into the trash. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You need to read the directions. Choking and gagging are definitely not recommended. You have confused a throat lozenge with something completely different.
LOLSWAT 0
a lozenge? man up and use bleach! hand in your man card, wimp.
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Comments (80)
AudaciouslyInsan 0
Cherry for virginity! :P bahahahaha
5t3ff1k4h 47
50 - Not so familiar with humour, are you?
RafaelFTW 0
Damn, FYL D;
BadGirlShamara 0
are you sure it was a lozenge???
Violacatt 0
If Marvin_Android writes another pessimistic response, I don't know what I'll do. The OP needs help not pessimism. I know pecause I'm sick too right now.
Violacatt 0
Here's another suggestion: make tea and mix honey and some squeezed lemmon juice into it. That should be good for sore throat.
Schizomaniac 24
I have no hope for mankind..
Violacatt 0
I had a similar situation- a candy got stuck in my throat, I almost suffocated. It went in, though.
amlp21 0
more practice...
gottrythis 0
I got something that clears all throat problems with a layer of good of fashion body fluids
smiley1014 23
People like this are why we have warnings on hair dryers that say don't use while sleeping.