Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, since I've been enduring a sore throat, I got Chloraseptic lozenges to finally get a bit of relief. When I put one in my mouth, I nearly choked on it. Imagine that: trying to soothe your throat, and you almost die by accidentally obstructing it instead. The irony almost hurts even more than my throat does. FML
Today, after having had a sore throat all day, I finally decided to have a throat lozenge on the bus. It was nice and soothing, until the bus sharply turned a corner and I started coughing and choking on it violently like a cat with a furball. My throat now feels like Satan pissed nails down it. FML
Today, I took cough syrup for a miserable COVID sore throat and harsh cough. It went down the wrong tube, and now I'm coughing worse, trying to get it out of my lungs. It hurts. FML
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Today, I gave my kid a cough drop for his sore throat. He complained about the flavor, but I told him to hush and take the medicine. Later, I had one and was shocked at how bitter and medicinal it tasted. I owe him an apology. FML
Today, I tried to get a Chloraseptic tablet for my sore throat. As soon as I put it in my mouth, I got the urge to sneeze. When I sneezed, the force of the sneeze caused me to accidentally spit it out… right into the trash. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You need to read the directions. Choking and gagging are definitely not recommended. You have confused a throat lozenge with something completely different.
LOLSWAT 0
a lozenge? man up and use bleach! hand in your man card, wimp.
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Comments (80)
CoolAsian 0
next time you should let It dissolve that sucks
mahimalil 0
awww poor u. : (
boopityboppity 11
It was beaten up by T and V again, wasn't it?
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, no. They said "bitter". That implies it was semen flavoured.
mrahhhhh 21
Next time use liquid medicine.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Look up to the above comment, and you'll see why I'm dying of laughter.
EmoOrange 0
I hate when that happens!!! fyl. :(
bob4tehwin 0
why did you swallow the cough drop in the first place?!
nadia716 3
the mental image of this situation is stunning. lol.
DidHeJustSayThat 0
lmao
jakii_ 0
wow, not even cough drops like scene kids
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for getting sick in the first place you WUSS, for using a cough drop instead of a knife, for having a gag reflex too easily, for even having a throat/windpipe at all, and most of all for biting her cherry! (look @ OP's username if you don't get it)
TROLLZ0GF 0
haha yuh s0 funne babes ;］
LOLSWAT 0
a lozenge? man up and use bleach! hand in your man card, wimp.
mattman1994 0
I know someone who used bleach. it works, he stopped coughing. and breathing