Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, since I've been enduring a sore throat, I got Chloraseptic lozenges to finally get a bit of relief. When I put one in my mouth, I nearly choked on it. Imagine that: trying to soothe your throat, and you almost die by accidentally obstructing it instead. The irony almost hurts even more than my throat does. FML
Today, after having had a sore throat all day, I finally decided to have a throat lozenge on the bus. It was nice and soothing, until the bus sharply turned a corner and I started coughing and choking on it violently like a cat with a furball. My throat now feels like Satan pissed nails down it. FML
Today, I took cough syrup for a miserable COVID sore throat and harsh cough. It went down the wrong tube, and now I'm coughing worse, trying to get it out of my lungs. It hurts. FML
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Today, I gave my kid a cough drop for his sore throat. He complained about the flavor, but I told him to hush and take the medicine. Later, I had one and was shocked at how bitter and medicinal it tasted. I owe him an apology. FML
Today, I tried to get a Chloraseptic tablet for my sore throat. As soon as I put it in my mouth, I got the urge to sneeze. When I sneezed, the force of the sneeze caused me to accidentally spit it out… right into the trash. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You need to read the directions. Choking and gagging are definitely not recommended. You have confused a throat lozenge with something completely different.
LOLSWAT 0
a lozenge? man up and use bleach! hand in your man card, wimp.
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Comments (80)
mintcar 10
Hahahaha Sorry to laugh at your misfortune but this is ******* hilarious.
strawberry6826 0
at least you're alive. stop complaining.
jakii_ 0
xD
zp5 4
cough drop (1) OP (0)
Stupified 0
haha jakii good one
wwerulez14 6
If that's the case, then this entire "cough drop" deal, is a giant metaphor for "I cant deep throat FML" xD
stevenmx86 8
Generally you don't swallow those.. lol
Alkix 2
This happened to me when I was young, except the cough drop was an ice cube, and I didn't have a sore throat. Also, a similar thing happened when I was older, except the cough drop was a french fry, and I had a sore throat afterwards. Life is hard...
boopityboppity 11
… That happened when you were "older"? I need your crystal ball.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Cool story, bro.
hathair912 0
ydi for putting something so dumb on
hahafylop 4
the name has cherry in it smart one.