Misc248
United States
Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, and that she was the only person I had called. Immediately after I hung up the phone I got a text saying, "OMG my sister thinks she's pregnant!" FML
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MrSassypants 34
I didn't tell anyone when I thought I was pregnant. It turned out I wasn't pregnant though because I never had sex, I'm a guy, and it turned out I was just fat.
Llama_Face89 34
92- Married and sex all the time.. You can have one or the other.
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Misc248 0
We can laugh about it now because it turns out I wasn't pregnant. But now I know I can't trust her with information like that (unfortunately).
MrSassypants 34
I didn't tell anyone when I thought I was pregnant. It turned out I wasn't pregnant though because I never had sex, I'm a guy, and it turned out I was just fat.
KxHoneyCombxP 24
That's why you tell a brother and not a sister. Dang, I'm craving pizza now.
Gillett 23
#86 i had a scare like that too. Except I'm married and have sex all the time.
Llama_Face89 34
92- Married and sex all the time.. You can have one or the other.
sturschaedel 27
93, 92 did not clarify that both happen with the same woman.
brookiesawr 11
I know the feeling. I can't tell my oldest sister anything. 1sip of alcohol and she tells my parents everything.
Carpenter_C 14
This seems odd to me as this comment is from over 5 years ago. Breaking news in the FML feed.
DarksideDoll 31
I beg to differ.
subscript 15
Or men
_musical_addict_ 0
wow I'm sorry. Well, most of the time a sibling is a trustworthy person to talk to about such serious matters. I'm sorry you got a bitchy sister Hey you said you might be pregnant. Let's hope you're not
JCH3 0
- you deserve that for getting pregnant
NamelessFace 22
Yeah man people who try to reproduce in attempt to keep the human race alive are such assholes totally.
ClumsyK25 11
Wow, you're kind of an asshole.
Morgana666 6
and if you read her reply instead of being a judgmental asshole, you would know it was a false alarm.
AninOnin 24
Doesn't even matter. She could have been trying to get pregnant.
Delisted 0
I think her sister just pressed "send to all"
cheer4everever 0
We're u really?
droptableusers 7
>We are you really?
ash268 18
LOL LOL LOL
anonymous100000 17
call her back and make her feel like shit. sorry OP. FYL.
fluffleupigans 14
Sounds like my sister
aukaylaheath 16
I'd be so mad if my sister did that to me.
danimal_crackerz 26
How old is she to be doing that, and have a phone?
britzy_03 19
Um i got a phone when i was 11 and before that i barely knew what being pregnancy was so anything older than 11 could do that. Also if she was a young as sister then i doubt the OP would be sharing that with someone that age
MzZombicidal 36
#101, that's quite a lot of assuming... Her sister could be younger, naive and capable of texting or older and immature... Can't really assume an age based off of an FML and a mass text... lol.