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Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, and that she was the only person I had called. Immediately after I hung up the phone I got a text saying, "OMG my sister thinks she's pregnant!" FML

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We can laugh about it now because it turns out I wasn't pregnant. But now I know I can't trust her with information like that (unfortunately).

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I didn't tell anyone when I thought I was pregnant. It turned out I wasn't pregnant though because I never had sex, I'm a guy, and it turned out I was just fat.

Llama_Face89 34

92- Married and sex all the time.. You can have one or the other.

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wow, that sucks. the shitty sister part that is. Getting knocked up, ydi.

Why is this an FML? For all you know she was just trying to tell her bf or best friend or something... doesn't sound like she was trying to tell family before you or anything... don't see how this is an FML.

YDI for having a parrot for a sister. You shouldn't tell people you THINK you're pregnant. Get a pregnancy test to be sure. See a OB-GYN to be really sure.

michigan12207 0

YOU ARE RETARDEDDDDDDDDD, stupid ass bitch

what an asshole... you should post that on heyahole.com.

oh, was this like a mass text? then I could understand how it is a bitch thing to do... otherwise its just a little weak, sister jibing to each other.

hate_my_life29 0

thats what you get for being a *****

maybe in her haste she accidentally sent the text to the wrong person? i hope she's not that clueless...

woops nevermind i thought the fml was about something different

haha FAIL for your sister

I'd be sooooo mad if one of my sisters did that.