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Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, and that she was the only person I had called. Immediately after I hung up the phone I got a text saying, "OMG my sister thinks she's pregnant!" FML

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We can laugh about it now because it turns out I wasn't pregnant. But now I know I can't trust her with information like that (unfortunately).

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MrSassypants 34

I didn't tell anyone when I thought I was pregnant. It turned out I wasn't pregnant though because I never had sex, I'm a guy, and it turned out I was just fat.

Llama_Face89 34

92- Married and sex all the time.. You can have one or the other.

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Comments (105)

emilyharder 0

i would have told me, because i never spill secrets. never trust your siblings, they suck ass.

99MDC 0

Untrustworthy bitch.

Dcvictorious 0

Your sister was adopted...hint hint.

WorkThatButt 2

If I were you I'd :- a) Kill your sister. OR b) Send out a mass text saying :" OMG my sister has swine flu!"

chalkdust 4

Um... not exactly equal retaliation...

Sappheyes 0

Well, now you've learned your lesson about telling your sister confidential information.

sanem0808238036 0

You should have known your sister by now and known that she cant keep a secret worth shit honey so YOU. DESERVED. IT.

Best_Loser 0

What are the chances of someone you know having a sister who just got pregnant right after you told your sister about yours? The planets must have aligned or something.

LilaBear 2

your nickname is spot on... the text was from her sister who was obviously trying to text someone else but accidentally sent it to the wrong number...

Boomi 39

Am I the only one who believes that this is an obvious case of sarcasm? I suck at sarcasm, yet this is how it comes across as to me.

romaunts 0

Well, she said she THOUGHT. So why would she tell everyone if she wasn't sure? Maybe she wants to make sure, and make the announcement herself. Also, having babies, even without a husband, or having an abortion, does NOT make you a ****.

chalkdust 4

Maybe not, but it sure does make one seem awfully and irreversibly irresponsible.

horneyhic 15

Only if your unable to support yourself and a child does it make you irresponsible

Tech_N9ne 0

to best_loser are you mentally retarded? the text was from the OP's sister.

ellie_dreams 0

wrong person, i guess