Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mix up
Today, as part of my grandad's great struggle to return to the 1960's, he tried to refuse a lifesaving blood transfusion until the nurse could confirm the blood hadn't been donated by anyone who was black, brown, chinese or asian, and so on. My dad is black and I'm half black, so I suspect he doesn't like me either. FML
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Class dismissed
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I got my blood drawn for a donation and they didn't warn me that I was borderline anemic. I passed out in the middle of Walgreens and woke up to people just standing there, staring. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Blood drive
Today, I tried donating blood for the first time because my company was hosting a blood drive. Right after telling everyone I wasn't afraid of needles, I fainted before they could even use one. I woke up surrounded by phlebotomists offering me juice while my coworkers whooped like I'd just scored a goal. FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
Meet the family
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, when I tried to give blood, I was turned down before I even made it through the information packet. Why? Because I had thought I was supposed to fast for 24 hours beforehand. FML
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cinderellacat 0
Time to die your hair...... And freckles.... And whatever the hell else is orange
fmessiah 19
Gingers are becoming extinct.
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vip3r20 8
well he's not wrong....
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah… he is.
GoW_Chick 15
Us gingers are always taking crap because south park made that stupid episode, how the hell did they find out are secrets.
StoryOfTheYear 15
My new years resolution was to not point out grammatical mistakes blatantly. It's very difficult to fulfill. I'll leave it to someone else. South Park knows all. Edit: -.- I'm just not quick to the draw this year apparently.
fairypower 4
Your hot
GoW_Chick 15
Thank you 65 I didn't even notice that :)
docscientist 10
68 - but you just did point out a mistake. You lasted longer than most who claim a resolution.
get428 7
What would we do without you pointing out the obvious to everyone. I hope it made you feel better about yourself, obviously that's what is most important.
StoryOfTheYear 15
135- That's why I used the word "was" in my comment. :P 141- Is there a problem? Feel free to call the toll-free hotline at the top of my profile.
thenoobftw 3
They took a Ginger hostage and beat the shit out of him till he spilled the beans.
hungryparadox 6
Ugh.. More ginger-haters. I don't see how this type of discrimination is so easily accepted.. If someone said "Sorry, they don't accept black blood." most people would lose their shit. So why is this ok? And please don't give me the whole "it's not the same thing!!" bullshit. Because it is. A group of people being hated on because of the way they look.. Sound familiar? Sorry OP, fyl. Redheads are beautiful! :D
bubbywaldo 0
Right on Hungryparadox!
sparkrok 8
it isn't discrimination. it's jokes. humor. being able to laugh at yourself with friends is a fairly important skill to have. gotta have fun, take a joke. I joke with my redhead friends about it, they joke with me because I wear a cowboy hat. same shit. redheads aren't hated on. its just fun to joke around. especially with witty remarks such as the one from OP's father. nothin' like a clever guy with a good sense of humor.
GingerKid14 3
17 - You are my new best friend.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Sparkrok, yes it is. Some assholes will use the "jokes" as forms of discrimination (discriminating people who have pale white skin, orange-red hair, and freckles). Some ginger kids are usually bullied and tormented because of the "gingers have no souls" jokes and "kick a ginger" day. Sometimes it's humor, but in the hands and minds of despicable assholes it turns to discrimination.
sparkrok 8
51- very true, it can get out of hand. I guess I wouldn't expect that to happen much outside of elementary school, though. although I suppose I just haven't witnessed it myself. my involvement has always just been joking around.
suoerkewl 15
I kinda agree with you 39. There are people that joke about it with their friends and don't mean it, however there are also people who really hate gingers. I mean it's the same way with me and my friends that are African American. I'll give them shit And they give it back, it's all in jest an we don't mean it, but there are people who do.
easton222 2
You must honestly be a very sad person
octopusxO 3
I don't think anyone really hates gingers. They just make jokes. But I do agree that sometimes the jokes go too far and I'd probably be pissed too if I was in your position.
GoW_Chick 15
If I a ginger could interject into this debate, it really depends on the person your making those jokes to some of us laugh and take the jokes as they come but a more sensitive person may see it as discrimination and get a little upset, but at the end of the day they're just jokes people.
sparkrok 8
61 and 63 - thank yoooooou. I've never seen a person who truly hates redheads. why the hell would you?
sparkrok 8
oh, and 59, thank you as well
StoryOfTheYear 15
51- I think sparkrok's point was that OP's dad isn't one of those douchebags. Her dad was making a joke. I'm hoping OP wasn't actually upset about the whole thing. It was a joke. Awkward is only a matter of opinion.
sparkrok 8
88- that's what I was goin for. thank you. what OP's father said sounds exactly like something my own father would say. on the fly, as a joke, and to my very own ginger brother. now, my dad can be the biggest asshole you'd ever want to meet, but in no way a douchebag. that's how the scenario ran in my mind for OP.
suoerkewl 15
Thank you 63 and 77
cosmosis 12
Time for me to chime in. I am of aboriginal decent with dark red hair and tan skin. I often fall victim to the ginger jokes and the "boongah!" jokes. The world is in a sad and sorry state when we cant accept people for who we are. These jokes are not funny, and are intended to insult. If i walked down the chinatown in sydney and said "whats crackin gook?" id be a dead man. Same goes if i insulted a man of african decent, or Americans. What makes these insults towards people with red hair colour so different? We are all HUMAN!!!
Rick_S 3
It is no more a joke than if someone says "they don't take black blood," as 17 pointed out. It's hate, plain and simple.
Ins0mau 20
The whole ginger thing is supposed to be ironic. The reason we don't make the same jokes about black people etc. is through history these people have been genuinely persecuted. Say whatever you want. Gingers have NEVER been persecuted like black people/Jewish people etc. It's not the jokes themselves that are offensive, it's the sensitivity and accusation with genuine hate perpetuated through history.
cosmosis 12
Thats a fair point 111 about history. In my view we are in 2012. People are people no matter of skin colour or hair colour. Surely we should be past all this? These traits are nothing new
Saturn_fml 23
39 - Some people make silly little jokes that are fine but a lot of people discriminate against them in a hateful way. :/ it's disgusting.
spaboolly 26
"Gingers" have not historically been persecuted. But ethnic groups commonly associated with "Ginger" traits have been heavily discriminated against at some points in history. Especially in America. Irish immigrants and their families were rejected from jobs because of their heritage, considered foreigners even if they were American-born, and generally held a social position that was one step above slave labor. Kind of like (sadly) how many Americans treat Hispanics today. Dirty Mexican jokes aren't funny either. Because while these groups did not see the level of prejudice and discrimination that Africans or Jews did, it did exist and still does. And it is still wrong.
fml_no_fyl81 1
Do your research 111. Prior to the 20th century red hair was considered a Jewish trait. So much so that during the Spanish inquisition persons with red hair were rounded up as Jews. In Italy, red heads were considered Italian Jews. And let's not forget the wars in Scotland and Ireland. So to say red heads have never been persecuted is completely false!
ikickgingers 15
Hi
EvilCupcake8361 9
Your dad sounds like a winner
ClassyCommando 13
*weiner :)
TheFakeAsian 0
BURN GINGERS, BURN!!!
saddgurl 0
Aren't they already on fire? jkjkjk
theevilduchess 12
Did you take away their sunscreen?
bubbywaldo 0
I have a bautiful Ginger daughter who has to take endless crap. Die south park die!!!!
saddgurl 0
Beautiful*
onlychildFTW 34
Love this comment. South park should so DIE.
linkinpark98 24
LOL
demonwolfmaster 26
I'm glad to see you want to donate op i do and your dad needs to shove off i see gingers where i donate all the time and who knows you might have the blood some one needs like me I'm a rare blood type AB+ so they like me donating and hey if you do go don't worry it doesn't hurt its done faster if you have music and a good nurse
sophroxx3 0
I'm a ginger and they accepted my donation.... How unprofessional
linkinpark98 24
Gingers don't have souls.
THE_A_TEEN 28
(yawn) That joke is overused. Come up with something else that te average commenter will write.
koolkat27 13
31- its not a joke
cocodecoeur 12
OH DON'T YOU SAY
eeppiicc 8
124- because it's totally a fact right? Because everyone knows you can tell if someone has a soul because of their hair.