Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I told my husband I was horny and wanted to get it on. He agreed but first he had to finish the chapter he was reading, watch his show on Netflix, argue with strangers on Facebook, then do his workout. He had the nerve to cop an attitude when I was no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
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stretchedthin 20
haha sorry but that is funny and sad though, sorry op. Maybe you should do the same thing to him when he asks for some give him some lotion.
eternal_malaise 10
Tell him you're thinking about finding a new joystick since his doesn't seem to be working anymore.
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Comments (196)
bobsanction 18
When ever a man turns you down because he's playing a video game, think of every time you've turned down a guy because you weren't "in the mood" or you "had a headache" and he's had to "work it out" himself.
vdaymassacre 1
As for us women saying we're not in the mood, do something about it! Be a little sexy and fool around to make us cum around. And I've never used a headache as an excuse (really I just never say no ever) but sex actually cures headaches and hangovers. Men need to grow up and stop playing video games like their high schoolers or your women are gonna find someone else with a more attentive joystick
Raesin 21
What makes you think playing games is for kids? Maybe she should try putting in a little more effort, instead of saying ''Sex now!'' and then getting angry cause he's busy and not in the mood. I realize you don't know this but relationships require compromise and communication. Shocker, I know.
limabeans101029 21
133- Yes, because all women have done that. Not true. It's a massive generalization to assume that all women always turn down sex because of those reasons. 139- I'm assuming you think the same goes for when men say they aren't in the mood, otherwise that's quite a big double standard. Also there's nothing wrong with a man liking video games.
syed121417 22
1)I would just like to say there wasn't an issue of gender inequality in this FML, people seem to just like to talk about that on this app. 2) That being said, I'll jump on the band wagon. I love how people automatically assume women usually are the ones "not in the mood" or how all women turn down sex. I, as a girl, am usually up for at least a quickie or a heated make out session. I don't know where this stereotype came from. As for OP, I do say YDI still. Most women can't come between a guy and a game when he's really into it. We have our stuff, they have theirs. Plus getting it done yourself is defenitly fun. But, next time he does that, take note and hold out.
DeadDaveTheEnemy 13
i get not being in the mood and all but that was pretty rude of him
GuiLD15 7
Praise God for you. #26
LegenHD 6
Well that's how it is when girls deny us sex. So yes, deal with it. That's a double standard
katt_is_here 24
PFFFT! Please. This is why a non-gamer shouldn't marry a gamer.
MangosChica 2
This is my life too...
x3jmac27 22
Well guys, now you know not to date this girl. You don't give her pleasure and she will throw your expensive stuff out.
Guardian88 21
Well played an quite funny i think
ncsMcLaren77 12
Hey, why not try Call of Duty and ********?
jmann8811 15
Boss status