Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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Top comments
thisiscat 14
Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really ******* rude.
crymore007 11
Aww she loves you :')
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Comments (172)
bluewailer 4
Dump her now.
cruddypuppy 4
Maybe she thought you wanted sex and she just didn't feel like doing it then and there.
treschanna510 8
Seems like a lot of women take men for granted. :(
thelightforest 4
Sweet girl xD
Baluvagyok 7
What a bitch...
l0v3p4in 7
OP's reply: "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you leave now?"
yaoifreak 8
Ummm. What the hell type of response is that .....
Lizdoglover87 18
You should leave her. People who talk like that don't deserve to be with anybody.
Honda288 2
And that's when you say "I do mean to be rude, we're through."
LPfan4L 1
Shitty son! It took a week and a half for my fiancé to tell me she loved me, and we've been together for three years now, getting married, and having a baby.