Today, I told my dad I was going to Walgreens and asked if he needed anything. He needed condoms, and that I should call him when I get there so he can explain the kind he likes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
Today, my father-in-law caught me, a lesbian, buying condoms. He thought I was cheating. I didn’t know how to tell him that his daughter is allergic to our dildo. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim, and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier, I realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go, "Don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, my dad gave me the sex talk. After telling me all the stuff I already knew, he told me never to use Durex condoms. He said, "They break a lot. That's the only reason you're around today, really." then chuckled to himself. FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, while having a serious talk with my father, he said, "Son, you're only alive because of a faulty, off-brand condom." FML
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Jakil_Spectre 0
Ewwww, that had to be awkward. Im glad my parents aren't that open. FYL
ThinkingPunkLove 0
That's disgusting and he can get his own ass up for that, I mean really i think he can buy his own damn condoms...
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Comments (94)
IronicJustice 0
You could see it like this, if you've got a bf and he's totally confused what to buy, now you can always go to your dad for help?
sundlun 0
lol but did you?
jackydub2008 0
There's nothing with a father asking their offspring to pick up condoms... I mean it's not like he was using them on her, he just needed some. I'm pretty sure that he and his wife use them so that they don't have another kid. That, or he wants to see if he's still "got game' and is going out to the clubs tonight and needs the protection. As for asking him to call her, maybe she forgets stuff so he wants to make sure she gets the right ones. Come on now people, quit making everything sound sick -_-
alibi2277439 0
...walgreens sells condoms...?
can_I_HaveSumH20 1
r u retarded
dramakat11 0
Grow up dude. Your dad has sex???????!!!!!!!!! OMG FYL! What are you gonna do??????????????????? Seriously, get over it.
LaurenBaby 0
it would have been funnier if you would have said that ur mom got her tubes tied lol
rakhil11 7
How old are you? Otherwise, I can't decide if FYL or you're just whining
SirJamie77 7
Well you did ask OP. YDI.
xXmoeXx 0
lol..dats funni