Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
youhavenothing 0
why would you say that you think you look fat and then say that you never thought you were fat before this?
Audio828 2
Someones insecure. =)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (142)
Jabulls 0
#86, Calm down lady. Don't go all ballistic on me. This FML is bullshit, this happenes everyday everywhere. This isnt a FML, just a day to day unfortunate incident. So don't waste your time....... sry but you FAIL!@
soozin 0
wow, this is wonderful. You can eat as much as you like and he won't care ! :D lol I'm just kidding. He probably was too, lighten up.
DJLO 0
another girl falls victim to her own bullshit games
24788 7
Why do people complain about their weight if they can't take critism?
vbaby174 0
why did you tell him you thought you were fat if you 'never thought you were fat before'? what did you expect him to say? and fishing for compliments much???
DarkMirror 0
He probably meant it jokingly. Lighten up.
caretoshare 0
Gosh. This 'FML' proves that reverse phsycology doesnt work. You were trying to say that you were getting fat just so that your bf could tell you that you're not? Seriously. Thats retarded.
MyLyfeSux42 0
Well thats kind of stupid.......I mean, he should have told u "Never, ull always be perfect 2 me" or something but his heart was in the right place.....and y'd u say u thought u were fat if u didnt? u shldnt do that just to get compliments. And hez a GUY its not lyke hell read ure mind and call ure bluff.
Felonia 0
It's a better reaction than were he to awkwardly tip-toe around the subject. God... I liked my boobs before my beau told me they were "...okay" At least he loves you the way you are.
Dharman117 0
YDI, pudgy