Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
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youhavenothing 0
why would you say that you think you look fat and then say that you never thought you were fat before this?
Audio828 2
Someones insecure. =)
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Comments (142)
itsnotmuch 0
I'm not sure this is an FML. It actually sounded like he meant it to be sweet. It basically means he'd love you even if you had put on a little weight. Don't take it so seriously ;)
Tyro_fml 0
#86 - This girl obviously isn't anorexic. She mentioned that she was aware that she had gained weight (however much "a few pounds" is) but doesn't mention trying to lose it. She just put her boyfriend on the spot. She's probably fat, or if not, she's getting there.
StarlightRyouchi 0
Um, I don't think he was saying that you're fat at all. He was most likely trying to make you feel better by saying that he likes fat girls since you indicated that you think you look fat. Therefore, he's saying that he would like you even if your body shape changes. He could have said it that way but, hey, boys will be boys. Definitely no FML. I'd probably be happy if my boyfriend said that to me. I agree with #102.
jerabear 0
That's like... the number one question that you never ask your boyfriend/husband about yourself. Because it just shows that you're self conscious, and it makes him uncomfortable by putting him on the spot.
s4ucy_ 0
I'm sure he meant it with love. a lot of guys have trouble making something sound the way they see it in their heads. he's just trying to say he likes you for the size that you are so don't worry about it.
PurryLucy 0
He's just trying to make you feel better. Guys can't really use words correctly when put under 'compliment pressure'.
afg5050 0
i think he was probably trying to make u feel better, guys are the brightest. and even the same if he doesnt mind then you really shouldnt let it both u too much.
nitrogenx 0
yeah, trust me, we have to think really hard when you girls say stupid things like "I think I'm fat" when you're not. a lot of times we just think up things on the spot, and some guys don't have a filter for that. stop saying stupid stuff like you think you look fat when you're not. you're not.
azzh0le 0
What exactly do you expect him to say. If he said something to the effect of "You're not fat," you'd call him a lier. If he said something to the effect of "Yeah, you need to loose weight," you'd call him an a**hole. You deserve it for asking that stupid question.
vicious_fml 0
I agree with #111- that's not a question you should have asked. That's somthing you talk about with your best friend, not your boyfriend. Even if a guy is trying to be nice about the whole thing, which he obviously was, it's still wrong. Don't say you're fat if you don't want someone to tell you that you're right.