Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fake news!
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
The hair of the dog
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Perfect
Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
Get better locks
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
It's the thought that counts
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML
Hush, Mother
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7
I'm surprised you were even invited.
redbluegreen 41
And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?
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Comments (141)
sheethapins 13
It'd be a surprise if anyone showed up.
likeabaws 0
DON'T EAT THE CAKE!!!! IT'S A LIE!!!!! if anybody gets it, thumbs up ;D
ritak1992 0
wow that's sad.
neonrubberducky1 0
ehhh...let's give him credit-it's not as bad as throwing ur CAT a /surprise party-_-
GetOwnedPuppy 0
Normally stories convey a "something ridiculous happened, I wish it didn't" message. But this... is a "my life sucks, period" message.
skapunx 0
that is the ******* stupidest thing I've ever heard
Jstars131 0
I do it all the time! I usually surprise myself with how stupid i am for doing it.
zelricthestrong 4
What I am tasting is not cake, IT IS LONELINESS
skikid 0
That once happened to me, except for I have real friends that did it for me!
OhHaiix3 2
so.. were you surprised?